I do so enjoy masturbating.
derangederic-and-buttersstotch:
I just masturbated. I know, you don’t really need to know that, but I wanted to tell you. What are ya gonna do about it.
Yay!!! Did you have fun?
Yes. It was quite nice. I lit candles and poured a little wine…………
I miss you too. I just don’t often get the chance to get on here and I hate that. I could stuff myself in a box and send myself to you if you like?
TWO DAYS TILL MY 18th BIRTHDAY HAHAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHOHOHO fuck yeah.
At the moment, my dash is a weird mix of Hetalia, hentai, and Asian porn. Some are a mix of all three.
derangederic-and-buttersstotch:
I just masturbated. I know, you don’t really need to know that, but I wanted to tell you. What are ya gonna do about it.
Yay!!! Did you have fun?
Yes. It was quite nice. I lit candles and poured a little wine……… Not really, actually, it was kinda rushed, but whatever, as long as I get off, I really don’t care. So how was your day? :D
So. I’m sitting at my grandma’s, watching youtube, nursing my wounds, aaaaaand stuffing my face with deliciously chewy chips ahoy cookies. I feel like I’ve accomplished something.
P.S. That something was not crying when the cat scratched me. It fuckin hurt, okay? So don’t judge me.
I just masturbated. I know, you don’t really need to know that, but I wanted to tell you. What are ya gonna do about it.
WHAT IS THAT I HEAR THUNDER WHAT THE FUCK AND IS THAT A TRAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON I’M IN A STRANGE PLACE BUT NOT REALLY I JUST DON’T COME HERE OFTEN hi how are you
I once asked a conchshell if I looked as good from the front as I did from the back. The answer was no.
Well, I now hate tumblr, at least for a while cuz I CAN’T REBLOG SHIT I call bullshit BULLSHIT I SAY I can’t sleep help me
I fucking love sassy Sandman.
Source: scientomagician
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?
I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER
hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi
do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?
WELL
I love this fucking site
(via spainwashere)
Source: starllex
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